Funny tweets on #Budget2013

Like any other big announcement, the budget this year is an average Twitter user's muse, just for as long as it lasts. This time, most of the attacks are on announcements for women and, what the finance minister turns to when he needs resources - cigarettes.

Here are the top 10 quips that grabbed our eyeballs this time:

• Expecting a new tax-friendly gameshow called Kaun Banega 99-Lakhpati

• Sigh. As usual, cigarette prices go up. Tchah. So much I am contributing to the country.

• Cigarettes costlier. Now they should run "Smoking is dangerous to your health and budget" during movies

• Wonderful. We cant stop rapes, crimes against women. But we want to open a bank for women. As if women cant use normal banks!

• 10% Surcharge on persons earning Rs 1cr+ pa. It's called surcharge because, when you earn over 1 cr, people usually call you Sir.

• Fellow journalists, learn the full-forms of all these new schemes. Some of them will be eponymous with scams next year.

• My phones has always been acting smart since the day I bought it, but after budget this idiot has started acting pricey too!

• Chidambaram-speak: Women are the new vote bank

• Rs. 59,421 crores reserved for Bad Ideas From Rahul Gandhi.

• Government to abolish Income Tax, after abolishing income.

• My cab driver has 2200 rs phone, I guess he is feeling rich

• Now what will happen to all politicians with 1 cr income and driving SUVs ...pay more duty and tax! Chidambaram goes after friends

• Following the definition of luxury phone as "above Rs 2,000", PC now plans to redefine "big car" as "above Rs 1 lakh"